The LanceLife Comprehensive Total Life System


Lance Banks, creator of the LanceLife Comprehensive Total Life System, has dedicated his life to helping people unlock their truest potential.

Lance Banks wasn’t born rich, he was re-born rich. Super rich. Think about that. Now think about this: do you want to be re-born rich? Now pause for effect. Sounds like what you need is a comprehensive total life system.

Try this on for size, The LanceLife Comprehensive Total Life System. Comfy, isn’t it? That’s because it’s one-size-fits-all, but how can anything truly be one-size-fits-all, when there are so many different types of people? It’s because deep down inside, we’re all one-size-fits-all.

Become a part of the comprehensive total life system that’s been tailor-made to fit a one-size-fits-all world.

Become a part of LanceLife.
"It’s impossible not to get caught up in Lance’s cyclical web of self-help jargon" – Oregon Arts Watch

"A long-needed mockery of all things American Corporate Happy Talk" – Portland Stage Reviews
Event Info
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 45 mins
Price: $15
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5 Show Pass: $68 (Save 10%)
10 Show Pass: $132 (Save 12%)
25 Show Pass: $320 (Save 15%)

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Box Office Info
Membership: All attendees must purchase a 2023 Festival Membership (a one-off $10 fee) before their first show. One required per party member – Free for 13 and under.
Tickets: Limited door sales. Advance online bookings encouraged.
Latecomer Policy: Latecomers are welcome throughout the show.
Show Info
Written By: LanceLife
Directed By: Wallace Fessler & Josh Fisher
Age Rating: 14+
Warnings: None
Access Tip
September 8, 2023 8.00pm
Price: $15
September 9, 2023 10.00pm
Price: $15
September 10, 2023 3.30pm
Price: $15
September 11, 2023 8.45pm
Price: $15
September 15, 2023 5.30pm
Price: $15
September 16, 2023 4.30pm
Price: $15


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